{x + 11} DotW; virtual meetings, keys misplaced, exponential messes

Hola amigos, I know it’s been a while since rapped at ya, but man things have just been whack over here since this shitdog Corona virus started kicking ass. One of my coworkers at the old gas station as telling me about it, and I was like, yeah! I mean, if it’s a Corona virus,

Mistaking The Onion for something it’s not

So I was standing in a favorite local coffee shop, minding my own business, looking at the newspaper racks. I saw there was a new issue of the Shepherd Express, so I figured The Onion must be sitting below that, as that’s often how these racks go. I squinted through the bars of the rack,